the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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