What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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