I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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