Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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