I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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