Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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