come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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