Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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