all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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