So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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