I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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