Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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