My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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