well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
