Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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