I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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