how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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