she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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