I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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