I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
