This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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