How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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