i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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