So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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