You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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