After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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