I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize