the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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