windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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