you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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