yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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