Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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