Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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