i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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