i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.