how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.