Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  Pants 0. Shit 1.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): Pants 0. Shit 1. http://tfl.nu/y752
  Replies (8) Good night (734) Bad night (3139) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"

  (646): View more from New York

  how do you like your eggs?

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  over tits

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast" (646): how do you like your eggs? (865): over tits http://tfl.nu/9kyc
  Replies (27) Good night (4541) Bad night (540)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count. http://tfl.nu/0nix
  Replies (34) Good night (641) Bad night (4269) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them http://tfl.nu/2uni
  Replies (41) Good night (14610) Bad night (1031) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it! http://tfl.nu/y71c
  Replies (3) Good night (3964) Bad night (1042)
• Favorite

  (+49): View more from Germany

  Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+49): Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays http://tfl.nu/k4b9
  Replies (3) Good night (3954) Bad night (873) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be? http://tfl.nu/hgpj
  Replies (5) Good night (2236) Bad night (1147) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog. http://tfl.nu/clzo
  Replies (3) Good night (1563) Bad night (473) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka. http://tfl.nu/837a
  Replies (6) Good night (809) Bad night (876) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him http://tfl.nu/i59z
  Replies (11) Good night (943) Bad night (1230) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Almost there.

  (1-402): View more from Nebraska

  define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Almost there. (1-402): define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway. http://tfl.nu/xjed
  Replies (1) Good night (1576) Bad night (277)
• Favorite

  (660): View more from Missouri

  He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (660): He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed http://tfl.nu/yvvk
  Replies (8) Good night (1022) Bad night (431) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Score one for dad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job. (503): Score one for dad. http://tfl.nu/kgah
  Replies (6) Good night (1912) Bad night (299)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons. http://tfl.nu/somr
  Replies (3) Good night (378) Bad night (336) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher. http://tfl.nu/t3xh
  Replies (8) Good night (767) Bad night (565) Order T-Shirt

Randomize