Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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