Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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Welp...herpes.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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