the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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