i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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