I'm gonna have a badass scar
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Drunk is not a location!
that is very illegal...i love you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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