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(404): View more from Georgia

He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.

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(512): View more from Texas

so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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(317): View more from Indiana

What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game

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(770): View more from Georgia

Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy

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(308): View more from Nebraska

This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday

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(812): View more from Indiana

Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.

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