Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Randomize
