brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he thought i was a dude.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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