I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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