These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I AM VODKA MAN
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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