we're blogging at a bar
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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