Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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