remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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