Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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