You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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