im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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whose parrot is this?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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