escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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