Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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