why didn't you poke me back
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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