the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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