you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.