Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
