i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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